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Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????



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1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.



2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.



3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.

Pagal


 



2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.



Afridi Ne six maara.



Pehla Pagal!!



Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!



Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai….

Katrina Kaif Picture


Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,

jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,

baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?

Baita rote hoye bola,

“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

Coke


 



1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola

MAA



Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon



Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA

Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

Funny Lines


Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The 

Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi 

Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi 

Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi 

Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, AFunur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein

College Joke


<span style="\\&quot;color:" rgb(0,="" 0,="" 0);="" font-family:="" arial;="" font-size:="" small;="" line-height:="" 13px;="" \\"="">Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....College 

Height of bravery






Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.

Entring The class widout Permission

n saying to MAM:



"Hey SwEeTy!"

"CARRYY ON DONT STOP".

Funny Poetry


Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath! 

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath! 

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! 

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

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