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Husband and wife


Wife : I will die.

Husband : I will also die.

Wife : why do u want to die?

Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Really Funny


Boss - apki shadi

ho gayi?



PAppu - Haanji,1 ladki

se huyi he

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Boss - Shaadi to ladki se

hi hoti hai.



PAppu - Naa ji






meri behan ki to

ladke Se huyi he..

“Real Heart Touching Story”


“Real Heart Touching Story”



A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird

That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A

Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.



Next Day He Asked About The Gift

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B0y: Hows The Bird??

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Girl:

Very Tasty



Uffffff ye zalim girls…..

U R SO


 



U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤



U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤



U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤



U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤



U R SO ¤¤¤¤T



U R SO ¤¤¤ET



U R SO ¤¤EET



“U R SO Dheet”



Puttar Hr Veley

Tarifaan Nai Hondiyan.

funny joke


 



Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo Mjhay Tanha Chor K



“Faraz”



Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery Pas Or B lash pash larkio K Number Hain



(,”)/



/) ( Ja garak hoja



,/¡_ sali tm

Twice in a year


Rocking quote by a tired student:

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I want a 6 month vacation…

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twice in a year.

Is question me 99.9% log fail ho chuke hai..


Is question me 99.9% log fail ho

chuke hai..

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Dekhte ha aap me dum h ya nai

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What is ur grlfrnd name &

Mob.number..?

Reply Fast

New plot


 



1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.



Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”



‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

A Person Who Surrenders


A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!

Funny Ishq


'Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai 

Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

Funny Truth


Truth:

Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni

uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti h!

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Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni

Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti h.

FUNNY POETRY


 






  • Ye Duniya Ye Mehfill Mairay Kaaam Ki Nahin







  • mairay Pass Jitni bhi sim hain ik bhi mairy naam ki nahin






 

No justice


When my parents are asleep

Me: "Shh they are sleeping."



When I'm asleep

Parents:"Lets vacuum the house for 3 hours."

Papa or Mama


Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa



kid: both

Papa: no tell me 1.

Kid: both

Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?

Kid: paris

Papa: this mean u like ur mother?

Kid: no.

Paris is beautiful then america

Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go

Kid: america

Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .



Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p

A 4 Apple


A 4 APPLE

B 4 BARA APPLE

C 4 CHOTA APPLE

D 4 DOOSRA APPLE

E 4 EK AUR APPLE

F 4 FREE APPLE

G 4 GREEN APPLE

H 4 …..

Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

BOSS to an employee


BOSS to an employee....

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"Do you believe in life after Death?"

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EMPLOYEE.....

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"Certainly not! There's no proof of it",

he replied.

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BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left

early yesterday to go to your uncle's

funeral, he came here looking for you.

Perfect Girl


 Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...

Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't flirt with Others..

Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..

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And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D



Clappinggg

 

Acha Tooth Paste


 



1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! 



2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

Cute Joke


 



“A CUTE JOKE



1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.



Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,



Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.



Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

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